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ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

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notifigaytion:

if finland’s country border isnt called the finnish line then i have nothing to live for

it isn’t, people there have no soul

that’s where nokia was created.

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    chocolate-covered-portals:

    I think you need to lay off a bit on whatever the fuck you’re taking.

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the-time-goddess-of-221b:

pandaofmanyfandoms:

I CANT BREATHE

This whole movie was one giant pun

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taracynara:

doctordonna10:

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dixie-chicken:

but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines

…without laughing.

LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE

This post doesn’t show up on my dash enough.

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poldberg:

While there is a lot of appropriate rage about Ferguson right now, the killing of John Crawford, III is getting less attention than it deserves. I put Shaun King’s tweets and history lesson on the matter in chronological order for easier consumption.

Links:

Autopsy and video show John Crawford shot from behind in Wal-Mart

Witness in murder of John Crawford changes story

You really should be following Shaun King on Twitter.

(via voidbat)

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people-like-anime:

brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS

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Why is there the charging cable just hanging there it’s a waste. You’re not even using it and won’t for a while considering you’re outside just keep it in your pants. Geez

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